Funny New Mom Soy Wax Candle, Handmade Lavender Postpartum Gift
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This 7-ounce handmade scented candle is designed as a humorous and relaxing gift for new mothers and expectant parents. Featuring a funny phrase on the glass jar, it provides a calming lavender aroma to help unwind during the busy early days of parenthood.
- Humorous Label Message: The jar features the funny phrase "Look at you making a human & shit" to celebrate the reality and humor of parenting.
- Lavender Aroma: The soothing lavender scent creates a tranquil, spa-like atmosphere to help relieve postpartum stress.
- Soy Wax Composition: Made with pure vegan soy wax for a clean texture that burns without leaving harmful residue.
- Lead-Free Wick: Uses a lead-free cotton wick to burn evenly and stably without producing black smoke.
- 35-Hour Burn Time: The 7-ounce candle offers at least 35 hours of fragrance, perfect for late-night feeding sessions.
- Hand-Poured Construction: Crafted in small batches by hand to ensure a premium finish and consistent quality.
- Reusable Glass Jar: Comes with a gold-colored lid and a clear glass body that serves as a cute decorative piece after the wax is used.
- Safe Packaging: Protected with sponges inside a box to ensure it arrives safely as a baby shower or postpartum gift.
This scented candle provides a moment of calm during the chaotic early days of parenthood. The long-lasting lavender fragrance helps reduce stress during night feeds or nap times, while the durable glass jar adds a functional decorative element to any nursery shelf or nightstand. It is a practical and lighthearted way to support a new mother or father through the parenting journey.
| Vendor | Simmerlyhome |
|---|---|
| Sku | B0DW3PP13S |
| Barcode | 7445008151133 |
| Weight | 0.9 lb |
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