{"product_id":"c-m-personal-gifts-a-wise-woman-once-said-f-ck-this-sh-t-stemless-wine-glass-1-piece-17-ounces-gag-gifts-for-women-funny-christmas-gift-amazing-laser-engraved-tumbler-for-ladies-made-in-usa","title":"Stemless Wine Glass With Laser Engraved Novelty Quote, 17 Oz","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis 17 ounce stemless wine glass pairs a straightforward rimless shape with a laser-cut humorous transcript designed for casual entertaining and gifting. Built as a practical drinking vessel with a bold, permanently etched design, it replaces delicate stems with a stable form that fits modern tabletops and kitchen storage.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e17-Ounce Capacity\u003c\/b\u003e: Delivers ample room for pouring water, cocktails, or wine while maintaining proportions suited for everyday use and small gatherings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLaser-Engraved Transcript\u003c\/b\u003e: The witty quote is carefully routed directly into the glass surface using precision equipment so the text remains sharply visible through long-term use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSmooth Rimless Profile\u003c\/b\u003e: The open top eliminates fragile stems, offering a balanced grip and reducing the risk of accidental tipping on cluttered counters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eQuality Glass Construction\u003c\/b\u003e: Made from clear, durable glass that resists chipping while providing a comfortable weight for holding and pouring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDishwasher Safe\u003c\/b\u003e: Cleans quickly in standard automated cycles without dulling the finish or damaging the engraved surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShielded Gift Packaging\u003c\/b\u003e: Arrives securely nested in a protective box that keeps the glass intact and ready to hand over for birthdays, holidays, or friendship celebrations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDomestic Decoration\u003c\/b\u003e: Each piece receives its final engraved touches in the United States to ensure consistent line depth and uniform appearance across all units.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nOpting for this straight-sided vessel simplifies party hosting by leaving more room for plates and snacks while preventing stemmed bases from sliding or breaking. The permanently etched lettering survives repeated laundering without smudging, letting you reuse the glass repeatedly for book clubs, girls' nights, or office happy hours without worrying about faded graphics. Its low center of gravity also makes it easier to stack safely in cabinets and store beside larger dinnerware when pantry space runs tight.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Orveliq","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48602869989617,"sku":"B0875PFRL8","price":25.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/4719\/1793\/files\/1a84809397a4e55b8fd546214efc3536.jpg?v=1787090749","url":"https:\/\/simmerlyhome.com\/products\/c-m-personal-gifts-a-wise-woman-once-said-f-ck-this-sh-t-stemless-wine-glass-1-piece-17-ounces-gag-gifts-for-women-funny-christmas-gift-amazing-laser-engraved-tumbler-for-ladies-made-in-usa","provider":"Simmerlyhome","version":"1.0","type":"link"}